kentucky fried NOOBS go "woots-da-wertats!"

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Oh yeah. The new Ipod Nano is so cool. 5th Generation.

"The new iPod nano. Now rocking a video camera, a polished anodized aluminum finish, and a larger screen. Also making its debut: FM radio with Live Pause."
From Apple

So cool. Video camera, FM radio, bigger screen, voice recording function, and polished anodized aluminium finish. O.O don't know what that means but it sounds sooooo cool. I want. Haha. Then again theres so many things I want.

Getting Garrick's 2nd hand guitar from him on tuesday. Can't wait. There's this public speaking workshop on tuesday too. Not sure if I can go, jam with MJ and JS after that. Hopefully can. Not even sure whether this "band" can actually lift off. Don't really have the motivation and skill for it and the others don't even bother turning up for practice. Hope it turns out okay.

digital love;
7:19 AM

Gonna try to get my life up and running again. NCC has taken up so much of it already. Argh. EOY camp, Contingent planning, hopes for PDS and FSD, SSC, And then there's still so much more. Have big hopes for the company. Not sure how much will materialize in the end. Oh well. Shall try my best. Hopefully I'll get the support from everyone. Jiayou! (to myself)

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7:07 AM

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Yeah! Chem and SS are finally over. The catalyst for hydrogen peroxide is manganese (IV) oxide and it produces water and oxygen not hydrogen and oxygen! Argh. So many careless mistakes. But for the calculations part i think it was pretty okay. I THINK...

Hmmm. Shamima was boring as usual today. And then she gave us time to study bio cos apparently no one was paying attention to her anyway. Finally her first good idea. Oh well. Joined Joel, Leon and CX to get recess before class was dismissed. :X Mr Foo massaged Joel and Leon in front of the Yong Tao Foo Stall but didn't massage me! T.T I'm so jealous. Nvm. Shall ask her to massage me next time. :D

Then it was SS and Thai gave us the shock of our lives. :O She cut her once brown(?) hair and dyed it black so now it looks exactly like Guan Yin Pu Sa. LOL. Too bad that I didn't take a picture. She showed us some videos on racial riots in Xinjiang, and songs from singaporean song writers. Quite fun but then didn't really learn much. Still feeling as racist as ever. T.T When can I ever change? Tsk.

Went for assembly. Nan Hua's got talent blah. And Mr Foo called Jesse Lim "Jesse" in front of the whole school. O.o So cool. Dr Foo - 1 Jesse Lim - 0. She got owned. Haha. Spent some time with her during lunch. Too full to eat so we went up. People said that Apple managed to kick the air in front of Joel's face. O.O Wow. Thats incredible man... We as normal sized human beings (no offense Apple) can't even kick the air in front of Apple's face. And she can kick the air in front of Joel's face?! Man her legs are just too flexible. Then it was bio SPA. Hmmm... Yeast+ dishwashing liquid + sugar = lots of froth? Haha. Jian Sheng was like using eye power to measure the height of the froth. Haha.

Jian Sheng: "This is... 1.2cm. Haha."
*Measure height with ruler*
Me: "Its 0.7cm only la you toot!"
Jian Sheng: "Really ah? Aiya. Nevermind la..."
*Writes 1.2cm anyway*

Oh well. After bio, went back class. Pack up things, etc. Spent some time reading Russell's Biology guide on Mudkips. Apparently Minjin's drawing skills fail cos his Mudkip only got a Cuteness Index(CI) of 13 (The lower the better). Tsk. And Wallic was so happy that his mudkip's CI was 9. Lol. Not bad... (It looks like shi....I mean it looks very nice!)

So went with her to get honey wings and walked to MRT station to meet with Wallic and the other her. Lol. Yeah so then after that Wallic came over to study with me and we ended up talking and playing Neopets instead. Haha. Well mostly me cos i had my tablet. But oh well. At least we revised maths A BIT. Yeah so then dinner study etc. The end of 13/08/09.

I thought that during the common tests, away from CCA and such, we could both take a break from our problems. Apparently that itself isn't enough. I just hope everything just works out fine for the both of us and solutions will just present themselves to us. Hang in there k?

digital love;
7:13 AM

Sunday, August 09, 2009

"When I grow up I want to be a PSP helper.... Help people play PSP."
-Little boy on NDP

LOL. So cool. When I grow up I want to be a PSP helper too! :D

Watching NDP now. Hmmmm. Quite okay I guess. MAJULAH SINGAPURA!

digital love;
5:08 AM

Hmmm... Think my sms is gonna overshoot this month for the first time. Keep smsing her too much. Last time 2000 free was quite alot. Now its like barely enough.

Need to do loads of stuff this long weekend. There's chinese, maths, bio and still have to plan NCC morning assembly schedule for this month. If this keeps going on, i'm gonna die soon.

Went out with her to the library yesterday. So fun. Well sort of. Before lunch we were mugging like crazy. Barely said anything to each other. Then after lunch come back no mood to study. Went to drink Frappe at McCafe with her. Quite nice though I don't usually drink coffee. Chatted for quite long there. I feel quite bad for someone else who was up there guarding our stuff for us. Haha. Then after that go up again, studied a little then went down to mac to eat shaker fries again. We're all gonna grow fat soon. Just then my bro sms-ed me to tell me that my dad went to sell my old phone and got $60 for it. After splitting it then i would get $30 and my brother got the other $30. Unfair! Its MY phone. But then again he was the one who cracked my password which i forgot. :X Went up to the library yet again to try to cram some stuff into my head for the next one hour before we left to get dinner for her. Send her to the interchange before going back again. That pretty much sums up my day.

Every moment I spend with you feels like an eternity but it still seems so short

digital love;
12:00 AM

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Heh. Oral's over! Well, actually it was already over like yesterday for 4 very lucky people. :D Oh well. Blame it on our luck.

Yesterday, me, Charmain, Jing Zhen and Ze Xuan had oral first cos apparently our surnames were of higher standard than the others. MUAHAHAHA! Chia FTW! Yeah, so we dismissed ourselves at 1.30 while the others had their darn slack Malay lesson. Oh well. They enjoy themselves now, but it would be us who have the last laugh. WAHAHAHA! Yeah so cos I haven't finished my Physics SPA so I went outside the staff room to finish up with Ze Xuan and Wei Kun who also had oral then. Then do halfway, JZ call me ask me whether got people there then i told her that I was doing SPA WS so she joined us and handed in hers as well. I was actually more worried about whether i had time to finish my SPA WS rather than the oral itself. How weird indeed. Then after I was done, we went to the back of the hall and there was the rest of them.

Feng Yu was an epic slacker la. Don't want come to school then only wait til oral then come school. Then some more Apple give him eat spaghetti. Tsk. Never give me. Thankfully Feng Yu is a very generous guy. He actually let everyone else eat. O.o I was reluctant. Apple couldn't be so nice as to let Feng Yu eat food so nice without a condition. Tsk. Maybe she put in laxative. But by then I already ate like 3 chopsticks of noodles already. Oh well.

Dumped our phones in our bags and went in. Separated into two groups. Weikun went to the other side with Joshua and Guan Shan. My group had the rest of my class! Yeah! Haha. We were like basically crapping about random stuff til it was my turn la. LOL. Like talk about combined UG camp with NPCC and stuff. Discussed so many details but in the end also still never confirm whether can actually organise or not. TSK. So sad. My turn then I had 5 minutes to revise the passage but at like 4min 30 sec i just finished reading. LOL. I took freaking long la. 30 sec just stare and stare and stare cos i know i sure die already.

MY TURN. Lao Shi Men Zao An. Haha. Then missed like 10+ almost 20 words. Yang Cang Xiao Dao then I go read as Yang Tang Xiao Dao. Darn. Goat Soup Small Alley. Darn. Totally senseless. Heck care. And thus started the conversation. Nowadays, Teenagers do not know the importance of physical exercise. YEAH! EASY TOPIC! My motto and advice to everyone was : Blame EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Blame the parents for pampering the kids and buying them anti-social devices, causing them to get addicted. Blame it on the kids themselves for being addicted and lazy. Blame the school for making PE lessons too short and not allowing students to fully enjoy physical exercise. Blame it on society for being such a technological society. Yeah yeah yeah. Thus i keep blaming and according to Charmain and the others i actually crapped for quite long. :D The only Chinese thing i can actually excel in. Crapping. Lol. We should let Oral take 100% of the Olevels for chinese! Haha. Okay. I'm crapping way too much. WK went to test a little after i went but he left earlier than me. OMG. Die. Then when come out he was telling me how much more info flooded to him after he went out of the hall. LOL. Sad. Waited for Charmain and JZ before pang seh-ing Ze Xuan.

Walked all the way to central and had dinner with WK. JZ's Joel and gang already ate finish already. Darn. Oh well. At least there's WK. Haha. Yeah so after that went home blah blah. The end.

That was yesterday. Today, got caught in the bloody rain on the way to school. As usual i'm gonna start blaming things that at a glance have no link with the situation. But as I explain, they do. I shall blame Rong Hua for making me get drenched in the rain today. If Rong Hua hadn't got H1N1, the air con would still be on as per normal. If the air con were still on, I would have brought my hoodie to school. If I had brought my hoodie to school, I could have worn it. If I could have worn it, my head, back and bag would all still be dry. Thus, its is totally Rong Hua's fault for making me get drenched today. I end my explanation. Its because of my talent in linking the unlinkable that allows me to crap in oral. Muahaha. I'm such a talented guy.

Yeah so cos of that, i spent most of the day in wet socks and shoes. Darn. The feeling just sucks. Yeah well, I could literally slack and sleep during Chinese lesson. Haha. *laughs at everyone and falls asleep. ZZZZzzzz.... Yeah so at 1.15, Rani let the whole class go for oral then me, Charmain and JZ were left alone in the class. Haha. We so guai. Stay in class do homework until 1.30 dismiss then leave the classroom. Naughty Ze Xuan. Leave school so early. Yeah so after that I went outside the hall to laugh at everyone else who was going to take the oral. Went to canteen with Charmain to do maths and wait for Jun Zhe. At like 3, we went up and JZ was still in the quarantine area. Must wait til zun zun 3 then can come out. We went to ransack his bag and i waved his wallet in his face with all the contents. Haha. He couldn't do a thing. Poor JZ. Haha. Then when i finally heard the topic i laughed out loud. It. Was. So. Darn. Hard. Muahahahaha! Thank god i had easy topic. I didn't even understand the topic until like 5 people told me at the same time. Hais. Sad lor.

After that go down do maths finish already then go play frisbee with Russell Lim's cap. Cool man. It was way better than a frisbee itself. :D After that we play play play, play all the way to the volley ball court. And I caught the cap with my head TWICE! Muahahaha. So darn proud of it. It was darn cool man. Imagine the cap spinning in mid air then suddenly land on my head and stay there. WHOA! Haha.

Then went back with Rachel, Joanna, Orion, KJ, Aloysius and KF. We caught up with Zheng De and gang when they were at the Ocean Cafe Pullup bars. HAH. Russell Lim can only do 6. So noob. Haha. Yeah we overtook them then we went back home. Joanna was acting retarded as normal on the train. Thank god i didn't have to go all the way to woodlands with her. Will die one. Poor Aloysius and Rachel. My condolences. Oops. Haha.

So basically i crapped too much already. Bye! And good luck for oral tomorrow 311! You know you'll flunk it! XP

digital love;
7:20 AM

Monday, June 29, 2009

Oh well. Today just SUCKED! First day of school and I'm at home sick. People may think this is great but it ISN'T! Firstly, Rani wanted me to get MC at doctors. So I went down to the polyclinic myself and got a number. Got my mask. (Yeah! So cool!) But then it kept fogging my glasses each time I breathed out. (So NOT Cool!) DARN I HAD TO WAIT FOR 2.5 HOURS TO SEE THE DARN DOC! And guess how long the consultation was? 2.5 MINUTES! Imagine that... Then I had to go to the pharmacy to get my meds. Waited for roughly half an hour. My number was 8760. I saw the queue number go....8746...8750...8757...ITS ALMOST MY NUMBER!...8762! WTFOMFGBBQ! THIS IS UNFAIR! It was only after the pharmacy cleared out then the person asked me for my number. TOOT! I HATE POLYCLINICS. Another long queue to pay for my darn *** drugs. Mom was now at the polyclinic carpark waiting for me. When I was FINALLY done, we went back and the crazy carpark machine charged her $1.05! So much for a 5 minute grace period...

So thus this ended my 3 hour adventure at CCK Polyclinic. Try having foggy glasses for 3 hours man... Oh wait. I haven't said anything about my illness yet. I thought I had THE flu. Turns out only to be the flu... Yeah well. And now everyone's telling me how slack today was at school. ARGH! God hates me. Even Weina was there today and she took my seat! Ms Loy showed her wedding video and I WASN'T THERE! Worst of all I didn't get that chalet stay I was expecting. T.T

From Woot-Da-Wertats!

Hoping I had THE flu but....

From Woot-Da-Wertats!

False alarm. Darn it! *chucks mask into bin*

digital love;
6:53 AM

Friday, May 22, 2009

Hmm.... Someone's birthday is coming soon...
And his wallet is falling apart...
His bag has a hole....
He wants a new belt...
He welcomes birthday cards...
Treating him to a drink will do too...
Anything as long as you remember his birthday.

I wonder who this guy is.
XP

Well here's a retarded story some HK kid wrote. Enjoy.

digital love;
6:29 AM

Saturday, May 16, 2009

From Shopping with Wallic

This just looked plain retarded. Haha. Reminded me of someone. Eh Wallic?

From Shopping with Wallic

The 4-Storey-high escalator!

From Shopping with Wallic

Advanced arcade machines. (Poor Photo Quality)

From Shopping with Wallic

DOREMON!

From Shopping with Wallic

Wallic in Doremon's mouth

From Shopping with Wallic

Wallic playing inside Doremon

From Shopping with Wallic

PIKACHU!

From Shopping with Wallic

Pikachu's... well... ass?

digital love;
8:45 AM

Tag Replies

Charmainnn : I AM A FAKE USM. Happy? Cos I am. Phew. USM is tough. Imagine this. How can a panda survive without a bamboo to chew on. How can they not be together? XP Thanks for tagging so much. I appreciate it. Not really.

Eunice : I know who's gonna win you know. You want spoiler? Its... Papa Chia! XP I infer from contextual knowledge and based on the photographs Wei Xiang and Eisabess took that day it was fun to a certain extent. Not for me. Haha.

LjSJacK : Yeah. Not as good as Eisabess and Wei Xiang. XP

Linfang : No problem. I had a good laugh hearing you say cheesepie over and over again. Haha.

shanchih : Haha. Thanks. You know, maybe Sally IS allergic to hamsters. Give it a try. Don't blame me if your hamster turns into a zombie. :X

Yingying : Whats so hard about spelling your name? And please la. Who ISN'T broke. I'm guessing Wallic but since he borrowed money from me and he's going Crystal Jade tomorrow, I think he's broke too. Aww, poor guy. How are you gonna buy the Poohs now? XP Felicia Chin just looks good on TV. I have the real thing at home. My mom. :X

Sixian : Hey fellow NH-ian. Haha. Thanks for the tag. I just played it this morning with my friends again. Its at my condominium. If you want I can book it for you and your friends. Free of charge cos I'm super kind. XP Hopefully you're still gonna check back. Oh and one more thing. Be sure to book early cos these slots are taken up fast. Last time I tried booking at 1, all the slots from then til 9 to 10 were all taken. Sad right?

alvin : Stalker? Where? O.o

Wallic : What do you do when you have no money? Borrow from me right? Don't want lend you ah. Buy so many Pooh bears for what? Just make in the toilet la. Tsk tsk. No brain. And since you reminded me... CANDICE HAS BEEN TO MY HOUSE!!! YINGYING HAS BEEN TO MY HOUSE!!!

Sabrina : Where do you think Wei Kun got his 'smart' genes from?

Thats all folks! Til next time... Uploading pictures of Wednesday's shopping trip. Haha.

digital love;
8:30 AM

The holidays haven't started yet and I'm already enjoying myself. Haha.

Wednesday, 13/05/09

10a.m.
Went to play basketball at Cheryl's place. Waited at the MRT station with Kee Foong and Orion for Han Guang and Hao Wei who were pumping the balls. :X Han Guang led us to Cheryl's court as the fat lady was fast asleep. Vincent was already there and Kang Jie who arrived soon after recruited more players and we had one match. Totally got thrashed. Haha. Thankfully I scored a few. :X All tyco one. Long time never play already and considering my amateurish skills, it was all pure luck. When the joker finally woke up, Hao Wei and Han Guang were on their way back and I said Hi and Bye to the woman before leaving with them.

12p.m.
Han Guang lives in Bukit Batok so I camped at the MRT station with Hao Wei for a while. He was going back home to Yew Tee. I was going to Queensway with Wallic. Woke Wallic up with a phone call and I reached Red Hill Station like 20 mins earlier than him. Darn bored but watching the commuters walking to and fro it was relaxing. Haha. And just noticed that Crescent Girls still had school but Nan Hua doesn't! HAHA. Camp outside 7/11 and all those students going in to buy instant noodles to eat on the steps outside. O.o So weird. Bought two bottles of H2O to quench my thirst and by then Wallic arrived.

1p.m.
We decided to learn from the weird students and buy instant noodles too. Sadly for Wallic, he had not enough money that day so I, being the generous person, kindly paid for the noodles. $1.20. Filled it up with hot water and proudly crossed a crowded street with the hot noodles in hand. We ate below one of the HDB flats and he was thirsty since his noodles were tom yam so I kindly gave him my other bottle of H2O. Thats $2.50 now.

2p.m.
We took 33 to Queensway and walked around. I bought a shirt and a pair of bermudas from Futureman. ($50+) and then I was told that if I spent $30 more I could get a membership card. TOOT. Then I noticed that if I did I would be broke for the rest of the day. So I accompanied Wallic to get his FBT (basketball) SHORTS and I couldn't resist the urge and bought another jacket/shirt there for another $33 bucks. I was broke.

3p.m.
Started making our way to Bugis to pick up my receipt for Mr Ling which I had so foolishly lost in my wallet. Darn. Got it and we walked aimlessly looking for Wheelock Place which Wallic swore was near the Shaw Building. TOOT. Walking on for half an hour or so, we were both exhausted. Saw this very cool building that looked like paper at a special angle. Turns out it was triangle based. O.o I bought a 1.5 litre bottle of water at 7/11 to last the rest of the day.

We stumbled upon Iluma which Wallic once again swore was Ion Orchard. TOOT. Then we went in. First thing we saw was FREAKING COOL! It was this 4 storey high escalator that went all the way from the first storey to... the fourth storey. Duh. Yeah. Well it was really really really long. We totally enjoyed the ride up. Haha. It led us all the way to the arcade which was also very nice. Arcade machines all quite advanced and they it was all very new. Well, Iluma IS new after all. And then I took some pictures of the huge game machines that resembled Pikachu and Doremon with their asses hollowed out to make way for the machines inside. Wallic was being retarded inside Doremon. Haha. There was also this cosplay shop on the 3rd floor and they sold lots of stuff. Shurikens, throwing knives, and of course, cosplay clothes. They even had lots of figurines of anime characters. Haha. I know what to get for Wei Kun's birthday liao. XP Iluma was conquered.

4p.m.
We then took the MRT to Orchard as we both 'hadn't been there before'. I seriously hadn't and Wallic, when he reached there, said "Oh... So this is Orchard Road.... I think I come here before" -.- We looked up the MRT station map in search for our new destination. It was there that I wanted to kill Wallic.

Wallic : "Hey over here. Isn't that...."
Me : "WHEELOCK PLACE"
Wallic : "Oops..."
Me : "Wallic, I'm gonna kill you."

So all that walk for 30 minutes was got us nowhere near Wheelock. It was in Orchard not Bugis. It was another Shaw building Wallic remembered. I'm gonna carve him up and send his remains to Candice.... We went to Wheelock Place to look at Wallic's Crumpler stuff. He says the variety sucks. I say all crumplers look the same. Don't you think? Its just coloured reshuffled. If you gave me $50 I'll gladly repaint any crumpler to any colour any time.

5p.m.
Went on to Wisma Atria cos we were starving and need a place to eat. I asked Wallic to look out for Mac but he insisted there were none nearby. TOOT. We went to Food Republic to eat chicken rice. IT WAS BLOODY $4.30 EACH! Thats $6.80 you owe me now Wallic. On the way out from the mall, we saw this HUMONGOUS YELLOW 'M' across the road. I bet you know what that means... WALLIC!

6p.m.
On to Paragon to look at Wallic's Crumpler stuff again. It all looked the same to me. Tsk tsk. He even considered buying a crumpler wallet. Like who in the right mind would want to do that. No offense Alvin. I know you have one. Offense intended Wallic. You're not in your right mind. Left one perhaps. Walked around blah blah. Found Toys R' Us and browsed through the Lego Stuff. Haha. Big Boy Toys. Wallic has a whole collection of it at his house. Worth alot. So envious.

7p.m.
Window Shopping has come to an end and we go back to the MRT station to head back home.

7.15p.m.
MRT stops service from Yio Chu Kang to Yishun, which also means we have to go back one whole round just to get back to CCK. Darn. Played DJ Max on the MRT with Wallic. It lessened the pain a little.

7.55p.m.
Home Sweet Home.

digital love;
7:18 AM